Fast Eddie Costigan is a patron and piano player at Callahan's Place, Mary's Place, and The Place. He once was described by Jake as having a "chimpanzee's face". Eddie loves to play difficult tunes such as Eubie Blake's "Tricky Fingers".

Fast Eddie carries a blackjack which he uses on anybody (without exception) who asks a snoopy question.

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